ANYONE WHO says Hugh Hefner is only good at getting intimate with women a fifth of his age might need a rethink. News from the BBC reports the wrinkly Playboy supremo has coughed up $900,000 (£580,000) to save the famous Hollywood sign from demolition.
Shithead investors had wanted to turn the hills around it into a housing complex, but Hef’s donation completed a $12.5m fundraising campaign to save the space.
Arnie Schwarzenegger, unbelievably still California State’s governor, said: “Zis is ze Hollywood ending ve hoped for.” He then set off to take down the Chicago-based investors, dressed in a dirty vest, a headband and khakis, with a knife strapped to his leg.
Here’s HH on the red carpet groping young women while talking to the press:
